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Featuring a sassy Santa rocking glittery pink heart-shaped sunglasses, blowing a pink bubblegum bubble, and wearing a bright pink Santa hat, this bold design delivers the outrageous message \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“NOTHING FOR YOU, WHORE!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e against a playful blue checkerboard background. Perfect for adults who love dirty Christmas humor, sarcastic holiday fashion, and making people laugh, this graphic tee is ready for ugly Christmas sweater parties, naughty holiday gatherings, and festive nights out with friends. Because apparently, Santa's feeling a little judgmental this year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit \u0026amp; Material Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMade using the Bella + Canvas 3001 for a soft, lightweight feel with just the right amount of stretch. This unisex t-shirt features a classic everyday silhouette with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added structure, making it a comfortable and flattering choice for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex, true to size (size up for an oversized look)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeel:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, lightweight, breathable, and slightly stretchy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSolid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003eAsh: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton \/ 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003eHeather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton \/ 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003eAthletic Heather \u0026amp; Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003eHeather Prism colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton \/ 1% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Use mild detergent and avoid bleach or fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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