Are you a MILF? This Nutrition Facts shirt breaks down the essentials—bedroom skills, confidence, curves, oral fixation, and that unshakable “I know what I’m doing” vibe. Whether you're the mom everyone stares at or just feeling a little extra, this tee is made to turn heads, spark smiles, and stir up a little trouble. Perfect for brunch, the bedroom, or your next spicy night out. Warning: May cause wandering eyes, spontaneous compliments, and a sudden craving for round two.
Fit & Material Details
Made using the Bella Canvas 3001 for premium comfort and quality. This unisex tee features a soft, lightweight feel with a relaxed, true-to-size fit that’s comfortable for all-day wear.
Fit: Unisex, true to size (size up for an oversized look)
Feel: Soft, lightweight, and breathable
Material:
Solid colors: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester
Each item is made to order with care to ensure quality and detail. Because of this, all sales are final — please double-check sizing before ordering.
