Nothing for You Whore Santa Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

Santa's Got a Naughty List. And You're Definitely on It.

The Nothing for You Whore Santa Unisex Graphic T-Shirt brings a hilariously inappropriate twist to Christmas with a Santa who clearly isn't interested in spreading holiday cheer to everyone. Featuring a sassy Santa rocking glittery pink heart-shaped sunglasses, blowing a pink bubblegum bubble, and wearing a bright pink Santa hat, this bold design delivers the outrageous message “NOTHING FOR YOU, WHORE!” against a playful blue checkerboard background. Perfect for adults who love dirty Christmas humor, sarcastic holiday fashion, and making people laugh, this graphic tee is ready for ugly Christmas sweater parties, naughty holiday gatherings, and festive nights out with friends. Because apparently, Santa's feeling a little judgmental this year.

Fit & Material Details

Made using the Bella + Canvas 3001 for a soft, lightweight feel with just the right amount of stretch. This unisex t-shirt features a classic everyday silhouette with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added structure, making it a comfortable and flattering choice for everyday wear.

Fit: Unisex, true to size (size up for an oversized look)
Feel: Soft, lightweight, breathable, and slightly stretchy

Material:
Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester
Heather colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Use mild detergent and avoid bleach or fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!