Size Isn’t Everything But Yours Is Nothing

Size isn’t everything… but yours is nothing. This shirt is savage and sassy, and is perfect for anyone who loves a little SPH (small penis humiliation) humor or wants to make a bold statement. Featuring bold lettering and a cute measuring tape graphic, it’s cheeky, hilarious, and guaranteed to turn heads.

Made using the Bella Canvas 3001 for ultimate comfort and quality. Our shirts are unisex, offering a versatile fit for everyone. If you see a design you love and prefer it in a different brand, color, or size, message us before ordering – we're happy to work with you to get exactly what you need!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!