Size isn’t everything… but yours is nothing. This shirt is savage and sassy, and is perfect for anyone who loves a little SPH (small penis humiliation) humor or wants to make a bold statement. Featuring bold lettering and a cute measuring tape graphic, it’s cheeky, hilarious, and guaranteed to turn heads.
Fit & Material Details
Made using the Bella Canvas 3001 for premium comfort and quality. This unisex tee features a soft, lightweight feel with a relaxed, true-to-size fit that’s comfortable for all-day wear.
Fit: Unisex, true to size (size up for an oversized look)
Feel: Soft, lightweight, and breathable
Material:
Solid colors: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colors: 99% combed and ring-spun cotton / 1% polyester
Each item is made to order with care to ensure quality and detail. Because of this, all sales are final — please double-check sizing before ordering.
