Size Isn't Everything But Yours Is Nothing SPH Sassy Crop Top

Size isn’t everything… but yours is nothing. This shirt is savage and sassy, and is perfect for anyone who loves a little SPH (small penis humiliation) humor or wants to make a bold statement. Featuring bold lettering and a cute measuring tape graphic, it’s cheeky, hilarious, and guaranteed to turn heads.

Made using the AS Color 4062 Women’s Crop Tee, it offers a relaxed lightweight fit with dropped shoulders, a ribbed crew neck, and soft 100% combed cotton for everyday comfort and style.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!